I Survived The Harold Shipman Clinic
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I survived the clinic, the Harold Shipman clinic
a lethal dose celebrity like all the people in it.
As doctor death came in my house, told me relax upon my couch, kicked off my shoes as i laid back the doctor reached inside his bag, the needle glistened in the light he assured me it'll be alright he told me to count to ten and Shipman put that needle in, the morphine went into my vein and numbing all my pains i counted up to ninty-four he frowned and injected me more he growled at me with disrespect and jabbed that needle in my neck the needle broke into my skin and i sat up and laughed at him, no matter what you do to me not even Satan can harm me I began to hallucinate i felt a pillow over my face, he pressed with all his weight and said "christ aint you fuckin dead yet?"
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He was out of his fuckin head as i lay paralized on his bed, he said he had a cure for me, his chemical laboratory, he thought it would be my demise when i opened up my eyes (surprise!!) Denture smells when he came close and i could see right up his nose, experiment on me you see your toxins do no harm to me, the mournful sound of grandma's cry and no-body gets out alive, administration not to mention grandad got that special attention, two new patients just booked in, three hundred new graves all waiting. When they booked into the clinic life was on a short time-limit, no suspicions ever came about coz Harold had them all snuffed out, you won't escape but you can try so shut the fuck up and die!
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Has my doctor gone insane as he injected me again all i wanted was a sedative to ease away my pain, I was suffering from tension so he gave me an injection i went out for several hours from a powerful suspension, as i began to wonder just before he put me under, people went in none came out the tannoy called my number out, Shipman had me bound and tied with a caring comfort in his eyes,so when i went in did i sense fear? ... Fuck this man let's get outa here!
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I WAS REAL FUCKIN UGLY WHEN I WAS A CHILD,PEOPLE USED TO WONDER
WHY I NEVER FUCKIN SMILED, DIDNT HAVE ANY FRIENDS COZ ID BEAT
THEM ALL UP, NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL EXPELLED FOR BURNIN UP THE BOOKS
DINT TAKE ANY NOTICE OF GIRLS THEY DIDNT LIKE ME,
ITS NOT I DIDNT LIKE THEM ITS COZ I WAS UGLY, NO CONVENTIONAL
METHODS DELUSIONAL AND LOST, I HAD A KNICKNAME THEY USED TO CALL
ME "SCRAWNY NORMAN", ID HANG AROUND THE BUS STATION DROP ACID
AND
SNIFF GLUE THEN ID GO AND SEE HOW MUCH TROUBLE I COULD GET MYSELF
INTO, SMASHIN WINDOWS STEALIN WISKEY GETTING REALLY PISSED,
THEN I FOUND A BOX OF MATCHES AND BECAME AN ARSENIST,
I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD WHEN I LIT MY FIRST FIRE, AINT GONNA TELL
YA WHERE INCASE THE OWNERS STILL ALIVE,I LIT A STACK OF BOXES AND
WATCHED THE FLAMES RISE THEN I SAW THE WHOLE BUILDING BURNING UP
BEFORE MY EYES, I HAD A LOT OF KNOCKS PROBABLY HAD ONE TOO MANY
BUT IM SUPERMAN HAD POWERS EXTRA SENSORY,P.S.I I COULD FLY
RIGHT INTO THE DARK SKIES,I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING DIFFERENT
BEHIND MY EYES,I WAS TORTURED I WAS BEATEN, BURNED AND DISTURBED
SO THATS WHAT I LEARNED ONLY TWICE AS FUCKIN WORSE, IT WAS A CRAZY
OLD SHOW I LOOKED LIKE A SCARECROW AND I GREW INTO A TWISTED BAD
TEMPERED OLD PSYCHO,YEAH IT LASTED, COZ I WAS A LITTLE BASTARD
HAD A LITTLE DEMON WHO LIKED TO GET PLASTERED,IM REAL FUCKIN HORRID
AT WHATEVER THE COST, AND THATS WHY I GOT THE NICKNAME"FUCK OFF"!
NO PSYCOLOGICAL GAIN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS NOW TRAUMATIZED DEMENTIA
IS MY FUCKIN CAREAR, I DONT EVEN WANNA TELL YOU THIS I THINK YOUR
SOFT, "HEY MATE.......WHAT?..........FUCK OFF!!
He settled for seclusion no more a slave for gold
the dulcet tones of ablmoe drift in from out the cold
he smiles lean shake ya rogue il carnege shuffle
ive got my nibblers here there under my duffle
jeez cut it out boy stop your belly achin
i heard enough slick about as much as im a takin
grew up in the delta and as far as i can see ,
big swamp full of bugs all dining on me
well thats old Abby for ya ,sits and scrits and lightin up the bugs
does the same every day and every night, while he waits on the floods
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dont tell me coz i already know been out on the plains with Abalmoe
dont tell him coz he already knows been out on the plains too long... Abalmoe
cmon squeel!
i got me some nibblers here under my duffle
hold up in the dark and ya cant cause no trouble
three gold teeth and a jug of moonshine
in the swamps with the bugs where the black mud slides
the trees and the heat and the watery holes
and the deep dark wells where the city boys go
he smiles lean shake rack ya rogue
a diddlee eye joe and im damned if i know
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yeah please cut it out boy stop yer belly aching
ive heard as much slick about as much as im a takin
i grew up in the delta and as far as i could see
big old swamp full of bugs dining on me,
da da da da da
I was sittin in my room just playin with a tune
it was an old forty five that i drifted off to
i awoke in the dark in the middle of a forest
in a place called Ashdown east sussex
id grown little hooved feet and fur on my legs
and i stood real prowd with the horns on my head
still remember the sound of the old forty five
so i danced all night in the shimmering moonlight
it was some time i realised what was going on
i was arandy goat in a time long gone
in the hills so high i sang my song
enchanted all the maidens in the town down below
i freaked and i frollicked and i banged my gong
with my hairy sack of magik and my purple wand
wheres my wife came an angry voice...
up in the woods with goatboy
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have you ever had a time when your in a bus queue
theres a girl with a big butt stood in front of you
or the girl in the superstore who stacks shelves
and know that you cant really help yourself
that girl bends down she dropped her dow
things start to get hot and start to grow
your palms get hot your sweat runs cold
theres not a mag big enough to hide your bone
you ever had a wet dream in your bed
got a boner over what a girl just said
just one for the stinky two for the pinky
never goes down no matter what your thinkin
just sticks out right there in the crowd
when your saying hi to your mates mum in town
go for my money in my pocket find a bone
Nobody moves a body as fast as i can im like the human trash can,
waste is a friend of mine,
i drive around your town everyday and every night waiting for you
to meet your plight,
alright! coz when your granny pops it, she kicks the bucket
she goes and puts a few shillin in my back pocket
and why would anybody put a body in the ground
stack em up all on my truck and melt your bones down ,mmm dog food,
thats what i do
give all the little doggies something meaty to chew
i feed the people to the doggies and the doggies to the
people, dont take an Einstein to recycle
never been a religious guy... nope, nothin ever sacred nothin ever
wasted
ten bodies deep ten bodies high, thats me...im that knacker guy
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sometimes im in the graveyard with my head torch
and my shovel and my bags, diggin up a corpse
i was caught red handed diggin up a fat guy... why... i saw the fuckin
pound signs
twenny five stone of dogfood and superglue ,you got a body ring me
and ill shift it for you
coz im the knackerman... thats me
il put your granny and your grandpops in a petfood can
im the DRT knacker and il straighten you out one way
or another, im the DRT you got a body for me
or do i have to come down there and take your whole fuckin family
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One day i broke into the morguei got in through a window and tried
to steal a fuckin corpse
i threw it in the lift and had it sittin on my knee and made it speak
like a ventrillaquist dummy
"hey mister your jobs fucked up"
yeah, you mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck
when days are long i take Riko along it gets him out of that brickabrack
shop he calls home
i put him in the back, along with the stiffs he dont complain coz
he kinda smells a bit
he says the bodies twitch and their eyes flick open
but i put it down to some of that shit hes been smokin
he sits in the back, smokin paraquat, DDT or somethin fucked up like
that
but when he keels over il sling him on the shit stack, coz im like
that... dirty knack
im the dirty knack, sling your rigid body on the shit stack
wanna fuck with me il take your whole family
il melt your bones down for a handfull of cheese, im the nick nack
paddy wack
sling your rigid body on the shit stack, lick my sack
dirty knack sling your rigid body on the fuckin shit stack, DIRTY
KNACK!!
(chorus) Babe you dont know me, if you could see inside my mind
youd
surley run away and hide, babe you dont know me, if you could see
inside
my world that sits and hides behind these eyes.
A paranoid nation thinkin their being followed meet the eyes of
Jack the
ripper that are burning through your soul, the filth and the dirt
and the
repulsion of state law, the cancerous growth we all seem to ignore
wild eyed monkeys playing russian roulet so a bullet in the brain
which youll
never forget, people feeling fine after physeptone amps,
euphoria and sedation for the toleration of your cramps
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I take it one day at a time get it straight in my mind like nothing
else matters
does nt seem that bad viewing from a million miles, like a child,
in denial
i get riled, cant feel the way id like to feel today, but i know
im getting numb
to your pain, what can i do, what can i say? somethings amiss but
il be gettin
mine today, helter skelter ride my guts spinning round inside but
il wake
before i hit the bottom every time, had my soul been thrown into
a dark hole
and i know il be there tomorrow
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Im on a short leesh waiting to be released, i told you not to pry
inside now it
controls me, and all inside this mind and all surounding and sounding
like the
walls are pounding, the sight is blinding, light shining, makes
me feel like i can
conduct lightning, its just the way i feel, you tell me chill but
these dreams are
real, this thing has grown too big to control, i try to relax but
my mind unfolds
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im getting no effect coz im fuckin half dead
my tempers flairing like a pack of hemoroids man
il spread like a rash on your nasty ass
thats me fuck you with a nervous laugh
im that big weird guy who lives on your street
who headbutts walls and ive got no teeth
ive a big millstone instead of a head
have you seen my time machine... its in my shed
throw down at the drop of a hat... LIKE THAT!
i wear a big happy hat
rick with no legs is that hard?
now that guys burried in my back yard
its o.k hes with his sister and brother
a little suprise when he sees his mother
theres a guy i locked in the lavatory
i drowned him in the bowl for staring at me
o.k youll have to hang on
ive got to roll myself another rightious one
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i like animals their better than people you know
people piss me off i just kill em and get another one
but dogs and cats well their really nice
especially served up with side salad and rice
i dont eat them what do you take me for
i grind em to a pulp and suck em up through a straw
ive got no teeth and a big long beard
im a bit of a hippy "Christ" he was fuckin weard
a big weirdy beardy and i dont give a toss
oops i think the drugs are wearing off
visiters we drink coffee and tea
i like to smile when they play with me
you come round to my place and we can play chess
il tie you to my chair and beat you to death
il snap your back like a cocktail stick
if you really piss me off il reach for my stick
ive had enough pills to sink a battleship
youve been smokin that shit ya fuckin lunatic
like hello im Rik and heres my stick
i call him the motherfuckin dentist
hes the tooth fairy and he fucks like Mary
has a real talent dishin out face lifts
like hello im Rik and heres my stick
i call him the motherfuckin dentist
hes the tooth fairy and he fucks like Mary
has a real talent dishin out face lifts
youve been smokin that shit ya fuckin lunatic
youve been smokin that shit ya fuckin lunatic
youve been smokin that shit ya fuckin lunatic
youve been smokin that shit!!!!!
I hear all the people theyre knocking on my door but i havnt
seen the daylight for a century or more i see you in my garden
i can see you peeping in you think im fuckin dead cause i stopped
breathing/ the torment and the strife cause my body never dies
motionless on the carpet then i open up my eyes, i scream in
the pain cursed the pain to go away but the noise only wakes
up the other side of my brain/ i read the local paper read that
people disapeared then i mentioned it to riko but his conscience
was clear he hid the bodies in the house he told me "shut
your fuckin mouth" or ill be dead like all the rest of
em all sitting on his couch/ i dreamed that i was sitting in
the electric chair without a fuckin clue how i really got there,
maybe push came to shove then the hammer hit your skull and
your brains come gushing out of your nostrils!
Maggots and the flies and the lifeless eyes it seemed like the
bodies were just falling from the skies, in the heat of the
day it had to happen that way that the people from the grave
seemed to keep him company, he must of died a thousand years
ago he wasnt ready then he got the devil in a headlock and he
broke his fuckin neck!
I hear all the people scratching on my floor boards im your
local sociapathic living right next door, i dream of death and
release from the pain i go through and youl never really know
when im watching you,i have a telescope pointing right into
your shower, il come creeping in in your darkest hour, il hide
behind your curtains when your in bed then il leave with my
trophy... YOUR FUCKIN HEAD!
I went to see old Riko but he locked me in his house i spent
at least thirteen days trying to fuckin get out so i crept into
his cellar it was like a mortuary, there was people down a hole
who was on the missing list/
when the people come a knocking well you know il be chopping
off their arms and their legs and pull their eyeballs out of
there sockets, so wont you read me a bedtime story cause Uncle
Rikos getting hungry/
Maggots and the flies and the lifeless eyes it seemed like the
bodies were just falling from the skies, in the heat of the
day it had to happen that way that the people from the grave
seemed to keep him company, he must of died a thousand years
ago he wasnt ready then he got the devil in a headlock and he
broke his fuckin neck!
Had a little picnic, you know i couldnt stop it, know i keep
all their teeth i keep em in my pockets, those people called
me names so i opened up their brains, couldnt find my medication
fear it could happen again/
Storytime for Riko, smells like rotten fecal, once upon a time
there was a crazy old psycho, people said hes loco but he didnt
seem to mind though, he just locked em in his house and never
ever let them go!!.........can i go now?
I hear thunder i see lightning, creepy people out there hiding,in
the graveyard all my buddies beneath soft and moist and muddy.
Rotten flesh and bone remains and empty veins of yesterday
who just got pissed and cut his wrist and wiped it all right
off his list,and now he sits with family another plane surrounding
me all seperated unrevealed i cannot see but i can feel all
this confusion on this day thunder and lightning down on me.
Bring on the thunder and the lightning Rico.D. hes twice as
frightening bedtime stories morning glory creeping meemies
planet gory have a coffin for a bed norman bates living in
his head. Hospital bed with his name on coz he forgot his
tramadol poke in the eye a punch like smack and watch your
eye pop out like that.
And knacks and knackites all a rage to bring about your end
of days smell the rotting stench of the crowman hes knocking
at your door with mikey.c and rico.d and evil.g and mad monksey
smell the rotting stench of the crowman hes knocking at your
door. the blinding light inside your head takes you down the
path of the dead, smell the rotting stench of the crowman
hes knocking at your door, and all sleepwalkers of the night
will come and set your dreams alight, smell the rotting stench
of the crowman hes knocking at your door,
We know he goes fuckin loco take your pills now off you go,
lost every single thing thats mine now i just live on borrowed
time, I've seen the light been down there twice now take a
good look in my eyes, youll see the demons locked inside,
you'll never know who walks behind, As we walk through a grassy
clearing, see the shadows they come nearing, pinch yourself,
could this be real? you freeze with such a great ordeal. you
want to turn and run in fear but something strong holds you
right there, see the crowmans shimering light, surrounded
by knacks and knackites with open arms he bends to kneel to
embrace you with truth you feel youve walked this path into
limbo to see how far it goes, And knacks and knackites all
a rage to bring about your end of days smell the rotting stench
of the crowman hes knocking at your door with mikey.c and
rico.d and evil.g and mad monksey smell the rotting stench
of the crowman hes knocking at your door. And all sleepwalkers
of the night will come and set your dreams alight, smell the
rotting stench of the crowman hes knocking at your door, so
you can barricade your door we smash through years of blinding
bore, smell the rotting stench of the crowman hes knocking
at your door
The spectral ghost train all ablaze as we pass through the
burning maze and you will never really know along the path
which way to go, your lifelines almost streched to snap and
you know you cannot turn back is this a train or carousel
thats taking me right down to hell? come take my hand i'll
guide you through and nothing ever will harm you crowman takes
you under his wing this insight that he brings. And knacks
and knackites all a rage to bring about your end of days smell
the rotting stench of the crowman hes knocking at your door
with mikey.c and rico.d and evil.g and mad monksey smell the
rotting stench of the crowman hes knocking at your door. And
all sleepwalkers of the night will come and set your dreams
alight, smell the rotting stench of the crowman hes knocking
at your door, the blinding light inside your head takes you
down the path of the dead, smell the rotting stench of the
crowman hes knocking at your door, And creepy crawlies out
their holes will come and break into your homes, smell the
rotting stench of the crowman hes knocking at your door, so
you can barricade your door we smash through years of blinding
bore, smell the rotting stench of the crowman hes knocking
at your door.
Well my wife man was fuckin insane, she ate my heart and
infected my brain,
she got me on my knees to eat her pussy, when i came up
for air i stuffed that hussy,
she bled me dry and thats no joke, even had its hands on
my fuckin smoke,
then FUCK ME man the fuckin phone rang...
i was only invited to a fuckin gang bang.
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Been everywhere and ive done everything,
when that ring went on her finger i was still trippin,
your heart goes pop and it just dont stop,
coz your bollocks are always on the chopping block.
When i arrived i took off my clothes, i was suprised to
see my wife get spit roast,
so fuck that man i made a sharp exit this whole place was
packed with geriatricks,
a big fat lady doing fanny farts, a fuckin old man with
a bottle up his arse,
a guy i knew was fuckin lovin it coz that was my bitch suckin
on his dick,
I tell you this my wifes so cold i was sucking on her tits
and got a mouth full of snow,
my wifes so fat and im so thin she wears a bra in bed so
that i can get in,
i cant get it in...... get it in man!
Well my wifes got this huge club foot i was nearly castrated
when she swung for my nuts,
my wifes got these big fat tits...when one pops out theres
a fuckin eclipse,
she led me on into the bedroom and i knew we were gonna
fuck quite soon,
but me and my luck with that fat bitch i might as well get
down and suck on my own dick.
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All them years she left me crucified with her bullshit
and lies always fuckin other guys,
took my car spent all my dow, put all the brakes upon my
flow,
shes fuckin this fat guy some slope-head a could smell her
pussy on his god damn breath,
well my new girl shes fat and ugly and i dont starve and
you wont steal her off me,
the wifes on the phone, she wants to make it up, whining
that she loves me shut the fuck up!
necks so pretty makes me weak at the knees
when i clamp my hands around i want to put on the squeeze.
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(Big fat big fat big fat Alan)
Alan was speaking to me, i was overwelmed by the smell
of cheddar cheese,
honestly i couldnt hear a word i was fighting off the
smell of him baking a turd,
couldnt see his lips move for nasal hair, that guy gives
the ghosts in our house nightmares,
fat belly boom on a greasy spoon, oh mamma bubba jabba
gotta have me some room,
pants so tight he goes naked, too young to die too fat
to live,
skip on legs and oily clothes, even the hairs on his legs
left home,
a penny saved is a peeny earned, bet next weeks wages
he gets burned,
ask no questions hear no lies, hey!!!...........who ate
all the pies?
(Big fat big fat big fat Alan)
Who tells stories of country miles? Big fat big fat big
fat Alan
whos in a bad mood coz hes got piles? Big fat big fat
big fat Alan
whos legs wont take all that weight? Big fat big fat big
fat Alan
Who blames all the others for his mistakes? Big fat big
fat big fat Alan
Who thinks we re all easily led? Big fat big fat big fat
Alan
who looks like Mister Potatoe Head? Big fat big fat big
fat Alan
Fat belly boom on a greasy spoon, oh mamma bubba jabba
got to have me some room
Fat belly boom on a greasy spoon, oh mamma bubba jabba
there aint enough room
Alan... you look like a balloon
(Big fat big fat big fat Alan)
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IM STOOD HERE WITH MY BROTHER HES A REAL KNACK BROTHER DRT NUTS IN ONE
HAND FAT SPLIFF IN THE OTHER, WE RE HEADING WHERE THERES LOUD NOISE
BOTTLES THROWN PARTY GROWS NOTHIN LESS NOTHING MORE WHAT WE KNOW WE
GIVE YOU ALL, THE BLAZING CITIES BURNING, WHEELS ARE TURNING, PEOPLE
LEARNIN, HELLFIRE PROVACATION, FRUSTRATION MAGNIFIED DRT SOLUTION,
NOTHIN MORE NOTHIN LESS A DIRTY KNACK AND IT DONT REST.
WE RE GETTIN IN THE VAN AND THE CITY GOES BANG AND THE MUSIC WILL
GRIP YOU LIKE A WARM FRIENDLY HAND,ALL STOOD AMIDST THE BURNING,
PEOPLE RUNNIN PEOPLE SCREAMING, TOP HAT DIRTY KNACK SEE
WELCOME TO OUR BAD DREAMS, IGNORED THE WARNING SIGNS PEOPLE TOOK A
BLIND EYE, YOU PUSHED IT AND YOU PUSHED IT TILL YOUR CITY BURNS SKY
HIGH, MAKES NO SENSE NOT POLITICAL CORRECT SIT BACK DIRTY KNACK
SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
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ITS THE CROWMAN WITH THE HEALING HANDS TRY ONE OF THEM, TRY TWO
FEELIN ANY BETTER WELL YOU FUCKIN WELL SHOULD DO
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOU TOO LIKE YOU WANT TO
MY BREATH SMELLS LIKE A RANDY GOAT SO LET ME STICK MY TONGUE RIGHT
DOWN YOUR THROAT,PEOPLE PUSHING BACK CAUSE THERES NOTHING THEY CAN DO,
AND IT SMELLS LIKE YOU MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT YOURSELF TOO,
FEEL THE RUSH FEEL THE SUSS RAGING PULSE... NAH NANANANANANANAAAAAH!
THEY FUCK WITH US AND BREAK US UP AND LIKE US GO INSANE
BUT THE SOUL OF DRT CANNOT EVER BE TAMED, BRAIN DEAD MAJORITY,
FUCK AUTHORITY, NICK NACK PADDY WACK COME AND GET YOUR ARSE SMACKED,
SOMETHING THAT YOU CANT STOP VIEWING FROM THE ROOF TOP,
TICK TOCK DRT AINT GONNA STOP
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A KICK TO THE NUTS AND A CAULIFLOWER EAR
IM A SLAP HAP CHAPPY ITS MY FUCKIN CAREAR
GONNA GET STRESSED TO THE LIMITS ON THE EDGE
I SPRINGBOARD OF THE COUCH SMASH MY FACE IN THE WINDOWLEDGE
NO BODY PASSES JUDGEMENT ON ME
DRT IS ITS OWN FUCKIN DEITY